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'Christmas With the Kranks" doesn't have anything wrong with it that couldn't be fixed by adding Ebenezer Scrooge and Bad Santa to the cast. It's a holiday movie of stunning awfulness that gets even worse when it turns gooey at the end. And what is it finally so happy about? Why, that the Kranks' neighbors succeed in enforcing their lockstep conformity upon them. They form a herd mentality, without the mentality.

The movie is not funny, ever, in any way, beginning to end. It's a colossal miscalculation. Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis star as Luther and Nora Krank, who live in a Chicago suburb with their daughter Blair ( Julie Gonzalo ). Julie is going to Peru in the Peace Corps, so this will be their first Christmas without her, and Luther suggests that instead of spending $6,000 on Christmas, he and Nora spend $3,000 on a Caribbean cruise.

Sounds reasonable to me. But perhaps you're wondering how a couple with one child and no other apparent relatives on either side of the family spends $6,000 on Christmas. The answer is, they decorate. Their street coordinates a Christmas display every year in which neighbors compete to hang the most lights from their eaves and clutter the lawn with secular symbolism. Everyone has Frosty on the rooftop.

When the word gets around that the Kranks are taking a year off, the neighborhood posse gets alarmed. Their leader is Vic Frohmeyer ( Dan Aykroyd ), who leads a delegation to berate them. Before long, pickets are on the front lawn, chanting "Free Frosty!" and the local paper writes a story about "The only house on the block that's keeping Frosty in the basement."

As a satire against neighborhood conformity, "Christmas With the Kranks" might have found a way to be entertaining. But no. The reasonable Kranks are pounded down by the neighbors, and then their daughter decides, after having been away only about two weeks, to fly home for Christmas with her new Peruvian fiance. So the Kranks of course must have their traditional Christmas Eve party after all, and the third act consists of all the neighbors pitching in to decorate the house, prepare the food and decorations, etc., in a display of self-righteous cooperation that is supposed to be merry but frankly is a little scary. Here's an idea: Why don't the Kranks meet Blair and her fiance in Miami and go on the cruise together?

The movie's complete lack of a sense of humor is proven by its inability to see that the Kranks are reasonable people and their neighbors are monstrous. What it affirms is not the Christmas spirit but the Kranks caving in. What is the movie really about? I think it may play as a veiled threat against nonconformists who don't want to go along with the majority opinion in their community. What used to be known as American individualism is now interpreted as ominous. We're supposed to think there's something wrong with the Kranks. The buried message is: Go along, and follow the lead of the most obnoxious loudmouth on the block.

Christmas, some of my older readers may recall, was once a religious holiday. Not in this movie. Not a single crucifix, not a single creche, not a single mention of the J-name. It's not that I want "Christmas With the Kranks" to get all religious, but that I think it's secular as a copout, to avoid any implication of religious intolerance. No matter what your beliefs or lack of them, you can celebrate Christmas in this neighborhood, because it's not about beliefs, it's about a shopping season.

So distant are the spiritual origins of the holiday, indeed, that on Christmas Eve one of the guests at the Kranks' big party is the local priest ( Tom Poston ), who hangs around gratefully with a benevolent smile. You don't have to be raised Catholic to know that priests do not have time off on Christmas Eve. Why isn't he preparing for midnight mass? Apparently because no one in the Kranks' neighborhood is going to attend -- they're too busy falling off ladders while stringing decorations on rooftops.

There is, however, one supernatural creature in the movie, and I hope I'm not giving away any secrets by revealing that it is Santa Claus. The beauty of this approach is that Santa is a non-sectarian saint, a supernatural being who exists free of theology. Frosty, on the other hand, is apparently only a snowman.

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Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

Rated PG for brief language and sexual content

Julie Gonzalo as Blair Krank

M. Emmet Walsh as Walt Scheel

Dan Aykroyd as Vic Frohmeyer

Tim Allen as Luther Krank

Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank

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• Tim Allen as Luther Krank; Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank; Julie Gonzalo as Blair Krank; Dan Aykroyd as Vic Frohmeyer; M. Emmet Walsh as Walt Scheel; Jake Busey as Officer Treen; Cheech Marin as Officer Salino

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Stop the presses! The Kranks want to skip Christmas. After years of going all out with award-winning Christmas decorations, elaborate Christmas Eve parties, massive Christmas trees, hundreds of Christmas cards, plentiful Christmas feasts, generous Christmas donations and overwhelming Christmas gifts, they’ve had enough … at least for this year.

With his daughter, Blair, out of the country, Luther Krank decides to save the $6,000-plus the family normally spends on the seasonal routine and use it to take his wife, Nora, on a Caribbean cruise. But just saying no to Christmas isn’t as easy as it sounds in the Kranks’ decorationally obsessed town. Scowls and frowns from aghast Hemlock Street neighbors quickly morph into an organized effort (spearheaded by Vic Frohmeyer) to coax the Kranks into putting up their traditional rooftop Frosty. When Luther persists with his holiday boycott, threatening phone calls and sidewalk protests ensue.

By Christmas Eve, the Kranks are primed, pre-tanned and prepped for their ocean getaway. Then comes the call: Blair’s coming home—surprise!—with her new fiancé … in only a few hours. With holiday supplies all but depleted and not a single stocking hung, the Kranks abandon their cruise and make a mad dash to “create” Christmas before their beloved daughter arrives.

Positive Elements

The Kranks’ family bond is strong. From sending Blair off to her Peace Corps assignment to meeting her soon-to-be husband, Luther and Nora genuinely support and love their daughter. And when Blair informs them she’s coming home, her parents will go to any extreme to ensure their daughter’s happiness. (Sure, their reaction is silly, but the sentiment’s as sweet as a sugar plum.)

Better yet, Christmas With the Kranks doesn’t just hint at positive themes of love, caring, community, selflessness and giving, its characters talk about and act out these morals. Despite their decision to save money by boycotting Christmas, Nora is adamant about still adhering to the season’s spirit of charity. She helps out with a Salvation Army meal, reads to kids at a local hospital and refuses to go on the Caribbean trip until her husband agrees to continue their traditional donations to the hospital and a church. She also comforts various neighbors in times of distress and need, and even invites a lonely stranger to her Christmas Eve party.

The Hemlock Street residents think Luther’s a bit of a scrooge for ditching Christmas, but they join forces and pitch in when the Kranks are in need. “We’re a community, and communities stick together,” says Vic, who goes so far as to (falsely) credit Luther with all the group’s decorating efforts when Blair arrives. When faced with the option to sacrifice or be selfish, Luther sets aside his differences with a down-and-out couple and surprises them with a whopper of a present.

Spiritual Elements

Commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ is hardly a point of focus here; the three wise men get the only manger mention. But unlike numerous other Hollywood depictions of seasonal celebration, Christmas With the Kranks at least includes the spiritual fruits highlighted during the Christmas season. Love, joy, kindness, compassion, as well as giving, community and selflessness—these are all found in heavy doses throughout the movie. In addition, the Christian meaning of Christmas is portrayed as relevant rather than a Santa Clause-like myth.

Elsewhere, the Kranks’ clergyman makes a few appearances as a natural part of the family’s social circle. Several times, Nora mentions giving to the church. When carolers from a Lutheran church discover that Luther isn’t celebrating Christmas, they ask a neighbor if he’s Jewish or Buddhist. Later, Luther jokes about people worshipping trees.

Sexual Content

The promotional poster for the Caribbean cruise features a bikini-clad couple walking along the beach. When Luther reveals his getaway plans to Nora during dinner, she misreads him and thinks he’s initiating an impromptu tabletop romp. The couple’s apparent routine of Saturday night sex is alluded to twice. When learning about Blair’s fiancé, Luther wonders if she’s been “shacking up” with her new romantic interest.

Upon receiving a small bikini, Nora holds the top to her breast and questions its ability to cover her. She’s right to do so. Later, she nearly falls out of it while visiting a tanning salon (the camera zooms in for a close-up as her priest stares). Luther gets in on the act by donning his bikini bottom.

Violent Content

Nora rolls up her car window on an overbearing neighbor’s fingers. A man whacks another man over the head with an umbrella. Luther maliciously ices over his sidewalk to make harassing neighbors slip and fall. Slapstick violence—stepping on a cat’s tail, tackling a little boy, getting shocked while putting up Christmas lights, falling off a roof—pops up throughout the film and is an integral part of the movie’s laugh factor.

Crude or Profane Language

Standard PG profanities (“d–n,” “h—“) can be counted on one hand. They include a couple of exclamatory uses of God’s name.

Drug and Alcohol Content

Though there’s no drunkenness on display, the residents of Hemlock Street like to drink—a lot. Luther and Nora drink wine with dinner on a couple of occasions. At the Kranks’ neighborhood bash, virtually everyone—including Blair and her fiancé—is seen with a filled glass in hand. Nora goes shopping in a liquor store and selects a bottle of wine. Scenes also include a neighbor drinking beer and another smoking a pipe. Luther pretends to light up a bundle of sticks and asks, “Are these legal?”

Other Negative Elements

As part of Luther and Nora’s cover-up, they fib about how far along they are on their Christmas preparations. The police officers and neighbors also mislead Blair and her fiancé.

In an out-of-place line, Luther jokes about a botched house-decorating attempt as an attempted suicide.

The essence of Christmas is in a gift. God gave His Son as the most wonderful present this world has ever known. And it’s not just Christians who honor that spirit of charity by offering tokens of appreciation to each other during the holiday season.

The reality, however, is that it’s easy to let the festivities of the gift-giving season surpass the Gift. Christmas With the Kranks hilariously showcases the fanfare created by an average family’s desire to follow seasonal tradition. It doesn’t direct audiences to the Creator who makes Christmas possible, but its point is still a poignant one: Is every decoration, every party and every 12-course meal necessary ?

For most of us, it just doesn’t feel like Christmas until we’ve checked off everything on our list of holiday routines. And there’s nothing wrong with continuing your family’s unique way of celebrating Christmas. But does following these traditions ever seem to interrupt with the true meaning of the season? Have you ever awoken from the frenzy to discover another Christmas has come and gone without you truly worshipping God’s Gift to you? This holiday, whether you see Christmas With the Kranks or not, don’t let tradition get in the way of unwrapping the greatest Gift ever given.

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Christmas With the Kranks Reviews

This exhausting parade of white people's Christmas problems offers only banality, blandness, and the most desperately unfunny sitcom hijinks imaginable.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 4, 2020

Allen was a bit low energy for my liking but actually came off better in his more sincere scenes towards the end of the film.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.0/4.0 | Sep 5, 2020

We loved him as Santa. We loved her as the hooker with a heart. We love Christmas. ... After seeing Christmas with the Kranks, all I can say is it put me in one kranky mood for the holidays over such a waste of talent!

Full Review | Nov 7, 2019

Forget the 12 Days of Christmas; there are at least 12,000 ways that 2004's fascistic Christmas with the Kranks earns the honor as the worst Yuletide film ever made.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 29, 2018

Unoriginal, unfunny slapstick holiday fare.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 22, 2010

Christmas With The Kranks is the sort of film that leaves you thinking Ebenezer Scrooge might have had the right idea about the festive season.

Full Review | Jul 20, 2009

A grueling experience.

Full Review | Apr 29, 2009

The notion of bullying people into succumbing into the trappings of Christmas does not necessarily represent goodwill to all, and while the situations present good comic opportunities, the film ends up feeling rather manipulative and sugary.

Full Review | Oct 18, 2008

Some pathetically predictable plot twists and syrupy sentimentality, which could only amuse a five year-old, lead the Kranks back to their materialistic senses in time for a Kodak moment which shouts a rather shallow Merry Capitalism to all!

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Jun 1, 2007

A more sweet than sour satire that sets its sight on nasty but lavishly honey coated underpinnings of the holiday season.

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In any normal year this dire comedy would be the undisputed lump of coal in our psychic stocking, but coming on the heels of Surviving Christmas, it's a close second.

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There is not a single lifelike character in the entire picture.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | May 26, 2006

[A] comedy so broad it barely dents its targets and a patronising moral conclusion that goes against everything its protagonists originally stood for.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 1, 2006

This isn't a wonderful life: It looks pretty hellish.

Full Review | Sep 26, 2005

It is a perfectly fine, inoffensive family comedy.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | May 16, 2005

What better way is there to get into a festive spirit than having it crammed down your throat?

Full Review | Original Score: F | Apr 13, 2005

...almost had me convinced to convert to Judaism to avoid having to go through anything ever again that even remotely resembles this movie.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 1, 2005

Curtis is easily the most talented actress of her generation to never garner an Oscar nomination. Unfortunately, if all she keeps doing is gifting trash like this with her presence then that's the way it will always be.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Dec 18, 2004

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Christmas comes but once a year, and you'll be grateful for that fact after watching Christmas With The Kranks. This lame yuletide comedy, bizarrely based on a John Grisham novel, stars Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis as a pair of latter-day Scrooges who decide to opt out of the festive rituals. This makes them pariahs in the eyes of their all-American neighbours, who hound them with a frenzy that's anything but seasonal. See Joe Roth's movie and you'll understand the true demeaning of Christmas.

Grisham's original novel was called Skipping Christmas, but the title had to be changed to avoid confusion with the Ben Affleck clunker Surviving Christmas . Kranks isn't quite the turkey that film is, but you'll still need an awful lot of eggnog to tolerate its strained farce, laboured slapstick and sickly sentimental finale.

For those fed up with the crass commercialism that surrounds Jesus's birthday, Luther and Nora Krank's decision to save their cash for a luxury cruise will seem the height of good sense. Not according to busybody Vic Frohmeyer (Dan Aykroyd), however, who beseiges the Krank household with carol singers, nagging kids and charity collectors in an attempt to change their minds.

"IT WILL LEAVE YOU AS CRANKY AS ITS HEROES"

Had Roth and writer Chris Columbus persisted with their mean-spirited set-up, Kranks might have offered a welcome antidote to the usual yuletide mush. Sadly, they quickly lose the courage of their convictions, with Allen and Curtis conveniently realising the error of their ways in time for a tacky Christmas Eve blowout.

Unless you get a kick out of blinking lights, tree baubles and bell-ringing Santas, Christmas With The Kranks will leave you as misanthropic and, yes, as cranky as its heroes. All that's left is to marvel at Aykroyd's bald spot, Allen's ever-expanding waistline and Jamie Lee's urgent need of a personal trainer.

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You'd think that Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis would be able to squeeze a few laughs out of any comedy script they deigned to accept, but this adaptation of John Grisham 's novel Skipping Christmas proves otherwise. After their daughter Blair (Julie Gonzalo) leaves home, Luther and Nora Krank (Allen and Curtis) decide to give Christmas celebrations a miss – much to the disgust of their neighbourhood, lead by the fanatically festive Vic Frohmeyer ( Dan Aykroyd ).

There's a hint of early promise in the street's attempts to convert them to all things frosty, sparkly and covered in lights, but this is abandoned in favour of comedy so broad it barely dents its targets and a patronising moral conclusion that goes against everything its protagonists originally stood for.

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• 70 Variety Scott Foundas Variety Scott Foundas Ultimately something of a softball satire, its climactic evocation of the "true meaning" of the holidays is surprisingly touching.
• 50 ReelViews James Berardinelli ReelViews James Berardinelli Not an abomination, although it is uninspired and insipid. As such, it's perfect television fare.
• 50 Los Angeles Times Carina Chocano Los Angeles Times Carina Chocano A flat parable about the virtues of homespun conformity and the perils of defying family tradition.
• 42 Seattle Post-Intelligencer William Arnold Seattle Post-Intelligencer William Arnold Above all, Kranks lacks that basic kernel of credibility that even a goofy farce needs to work.
• 40 The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt A Christmas comedy where laughs and even Christmas joy are in short supply.
• 40 The New York Times Stephen Holden The New York Times Stephen Holden Slick and treacherous.
• 38 Chicago Tribune Allison Benedikt Chicago Tribune Allison Benedikt Phony, disingenuous family entertainment, suffocated by its green bean casserole approach to Middle America, spineless cardboard characters and paper-thin plot "twists."
• 30 The A.V. Club Keith Phipps The A.V. Club Keith Phipps Hard not to pelt the screen with rotten fruit when confronted with a film like Christmas With The Kranks.
• 25 Premiere Peter Debruge Premiere Peter Debruge Kranks is the type of grim holiday movie that reminds you of all that is noxious and insincere about the Christmas season and then chases it down with a sickly-sweet reversal
• 10 Dallas Observer Robert Wilonsky Dallas Observer Robert Wilonsky As the year stumbles toward its conclusion and critics begin penning their best-and-worst compendiums, here's a holiday contender fit for the all-time Naughty List.
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This film is destined to become a Christmas favorite for years to come. I believe that special attention has been paid to make the film in such a way that most families will not be offended by its content. Since its MPAA rating of PG was given so close to its release date, I can only conclude that they removed elements that would have garnered a PG-13 rating specifically to appeal to families of all types. I was impressed that even though the Kranks were going to boycott Christmas, one concession that Luther makes is to still give their annual donations to a charity and to their church.

The Kranks is a good example of Hollywood intentionally making a film for the entire family by their definition. The only reason I gave it 4 Dove’s instead of 5 was due to some predictable plot elements and the inclusion of mild language and alcohol use that could both have been removed without changing the movie’s plot.

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H-1; D-1; What in G_s name-1.

Holiday drinking is considered normal. Most major characters drink wine or beer. Only 1 scene where a neighbor appears drunk.

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CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS

"how the krank almost stole christmas".

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(BB, CC, L, V, A, M) Strong moral worldview that extols the value of generosity, kindness and community, with a clear Christian message about receiving a merciful and sacrificial gift that has no price and a man who turns from being bitter to generous; two light obscenities and three profanities; lots of comedic slapstick violence, such as man’s fingers caught in car window, woman bumps head on tanning bed, people slip on ice, man steps on cat’s tail, man tackles mischievous child, police stop burglar, and pratfalls; no implied or depicted sex, but some light innuendo between husband and wife, and dad overreacts to news of his daughter’s fiancée; no nudity, but woman appears in bikini; adult characters drink beer and wine and shop in liquor store; no smoking; and, curmudgeonly man attempts to ignore the Christmas season, selfishness rebuked, man accumulates ice on his sidewalk so that people will slip, and criminal lies and burglarizes (rebuked).

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CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS, based on the John Grisham novel SKIPPING CHRISTMAS, is a surprisingly funny and warm Christmas movie that skews more toward Santa than Jesus but still contains a redemptive Christian message.

Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis star as Luther and Nora Krank. The Kranks are facing a lonely Christmas season as their only daughter is going to be away from home for the first time. Instead of wallowing in sadness, Luther convinces Nora to go on a Caribbean cruise during Christmas week. They won’t put up any decorations, won’t give gifts, and will forego their annual Christmas party.

First, the Kranks’ neighbors get upset at Luther’s curmudgeonly behavior, then their whole town gets involved. No matter how much pressure is applied, Luther refuses to change his mind and acknowledge the season. When Luther and Nora’s daughter calls on Christmas Eve to announce that she’s coming home with her fiancée, her parents relent and scramble to decorate the house and plan their party.

That Luther turns from curmudgeon to a warm-hearted giver might seem cliché to some, especially in a holiday movie, but what’s neat about CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS is its clear analogy for Christ’s gift to us, which was first given at Christmas. After Luther gives in to the “Christmas spirit,” he gives something that’s very important to him to one of his neighbors who has been having a rough time. The humble neighbor is embarrassed to accept the valuable gift, but Luther tells him that the gift doesn’t have a price. The neighbor didn’t have to earn it or pay Luther back for it. This spirit of true giving is certainly modeled on the selflessness of Christ. Although we do not deserve Christ’s sacrificial gift of salvation, we can still receive it.

Luther also realizes the value of community and generosity, which are certainly biblical values. He comes to regret his selfish behavior. Even if we have heard these messages a thousand times before in movies, they are still relevant and important ones that can be taken to heart.

Tim Allen is actually quite funny and fun to watch as Luther Krank. Both he and Jamie Lee Curtis bring more to the movie than was probably required, which makes it a more human experience than just a slapstick-laden cartoon. Don’t make any mistake though – the movie is slapstick heavy, with lots of pratfalls and pranks.

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS may not be destined to become a Christmas classic, but it’s a pleasant and relatively clean movie for the family to enjoy.

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Why can’t Tim Allen work his way into a decent movie? At least once more? His career has been an absolute exercise in futility since the greatness of Galaxy Quest and things show no sign of looking up. The guy has talent; you’ve got to admit it. His comic timing is wicked and he rules when playing anything from an everyman to a completely pompous, Shatner-like ass. With Bill himself facing the decline of old age, you’d think there’d be more call for Tim’s sort of talent. Apparently there isn’t, so he’s ended up in Christmas with the Kranks where he plays sort of a bah-humbug Clark Griswald taking on Christmas like it’s a mid-life crisis.

I shall henceforth in this review refer to this movie only as Kranks , because frankly it makes me giggle. I’m juvenile like that. So is this Kranks film, though it starts as an all out sarcastic assault on the Yule-tide holiday, painting it as a commercialized cult from which there is no escape. That part of the movie I liked, and so I found joy in the departure of Luther (Tim Allen) and Nora ( Jamie Lee Curtis ) Krank’s only daughter and their subsequent decision to boycott Christmas in her absence in favor of spending their Jingle-Bell cash on a Bahamas cruise. In response, their neighborhood and friends begin an all out assault on the Krank couple, aiming to drag them both kicking and screaming back into the holiday. I dug director Joe Roth’s viciously sarcastic portrayal of the holiday in the first half of the movie. He paints the season itself, not some Grinch figure, as a villain to be defeated.

Granted, many of the jokes are lame and character reactions are overwrought in flat attempts at humor through gross overreaction. There’s really nothing funny in watching Jamie Lee Curtis act insanely terrified by a pair of gloves. Still, for an hour or so, it seemed like Kranks was willing to venture somewhere wonderfully sinister, maybe in some small way to that dark, evil Christmas place that we all got familiar with last year alongside Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa . It’s drifts towards becoming a relevant social satire that lampoons the commercialistic “follow the herd” mentality our country sometimes has towards slavishly celebrating a holiday that started out as a religious experience and now exists mostly to help greeting card executives and toymakers buy new Porches. But it never quite gets there. Mid-way through, Roth gives up and morphs the movie from potential dark comedy into a clone of Jingle all the Way . The initially biting satire of the film, featuring scenes of the Kranks hiding in their basement to avoid militant carolers, never makes a return.

Instead, the Kranks decide they want Christmas. The Hitler-like figure of Frosty the Snowman wins. Suddenly the film abandons the idea of Christmas as a shallow, vapid, cult-like celebration, and breeding ground of societal intolerance. With little transition, the latter half of the film becomes yet another sappy celebration of the meaning of Christmas as season’s greetings pushing neighbors band together to bake honey-hams and throw up do-it-yourself lighting kits. It ceases to bother with being funny and in fact becomes unforgivably lame as the film deflates into a confused mess of recycled wrapping paper. Weirder still is the film’s closing which takes an even bigger left turn to feature a waving CGI snowman and the unexpected emergence of Santa in a Volkswagen Beatle pulled by magical reindeer. I guess Herbie moved up to the North Pole after his retirement.

Throughout this mess Tim Allen does his damndest to keep Luther Krank a consistent and irascible character. He succeeds in being the film’s one constant, his performance remains engaging despite the utter stupidity swirling around him. Joe Roth brings a nice visual flair to the film, but needed help beyond Tim Allen’s elbow grease if he was going to make something serviceable out of perennial Xmas purveyor Christopher Columbus’s script. Kranks is a confused film that can’t decide if it wants to condemn the gift-powered holiday or laud it as a community experience. The movie waffles between competing ideologies while struggling to find humor in characters who overreact to minutia. The result is a Yule log of wasted potential, another squandering of Tim Allen’s considerable talents. For Allen, things don’t get much better from here. Next up he gets covered in fur for the already doomed upcoming Disney remake of The Shaggy Dog .

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Skipping Christmas with the Kranks: A Hilarious Holiday Journey

If you’re in the mood for a holiday film that will have you laughing out loud, look no further than “Christmas with the Kranks.” This hilarious comedy, starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis, is the perfect family movie to get you into the holiday spirit.

In this movie review, we’ll delve into the plot, characters, and themes of “Christmas with the Kranks,” and explore why it has become a classic holiday film. So grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let’s dive into this comedic holiday adventure.

From the comedic genius of Tim Allen to the heartwarming moments that will leave you feeling festive, “Christmas with the Kranks” is a holiday film that delivers on all fronts. Whether you’re a fan of comedy, looking for a family movie to watch together, or simply in need of some Christmas cheer, this film is sure to bring a smile to your face.

So join Luther and Nora Krank on their hilarious journey to skip Christmas and embark on a Caribbean cruise instead. Find out what happens when their unconventional decision sparks chaos and uproar in their neighborhood, and discover the importance of finding joy in your own way during the holiday season.

Stay tuned for the next section of this movie review, where we’ll delve into the plot of “Skipping Christmas” and explore the unexpected twists and turns that make this holiday film a must-watch.

The Plot of “Skipping Christmas”

In “Skipping Christmas,” Luther and Nora Krank’s daughter, Blair, leaves for a Peace Corps assignment in Peru, leaving them with the idea to skip the traditional Christmas celebrations and spend the holiday on a cruise instead. However, their decision is met with resistance from their neighbors, who are determined to maintain the neighborhood’s Christmas traditions.

As the Kranks try to navigate their new plans, chaos ensues, with unexpected twists and turns that lead to a festive and heartwarming conclusion. The novel explores themes of family, community, and the pressure to conform to societal expectations during the holiday season.

The sequel follows the Kranks as they tackle various obstacles and challenges in their quest to have a non-traditional Christmas. And amidst the chaos, they discover the true meaning of the holiday season – the importance of love, compassion, and spending quality time with loved ones.

The Journey Towards a Non-Traditional Christmas

The Kranks embark on a hilarious journey as they try to escape the pressures and obligations of the traditional Christmas celebrations. With each setback and unexpected turn of events, they learn valuable lessons about the true spirit of the holiday season.

From their quirky neighbors’ attempts to force them into participating in the neighborhood’s Christmas festivities to their own doubts and insecurities, Luther and Nora Krank face numerous challenges along the way.

As the story unfolds, their decision to break away from tradition ignites a chain of events that will test their resilience, bring them closer as a family, and ultimately teach them the importance of cherishing the moments they have together during the holidays.

The Characters and Themes of “Skipping Christmas”

“Skipping Christmas” introduces readers to a cast of colorful characters who bring humor and charm to the story. At the center of the narrative are Luther and Nora Krank, a couple who decide to break away from the traditional holiday celebrations and go on a Caribbean cruise instead. Their daughter, Blair, plays a significant role as well, as her departure for the Peace Corps triggers the Kranks’ radical decision. The couple’s neighbor, Vic Frohmeyer, adds a touch of comic relief as the self-appointed enforcer of Christmas traditions in the neighborhood.

Through the interactions and dynamics of these characters, the novel explores various themes that resonate with readers. One of the primary themes is individuality, as Luther and Nora challenge the societal expectation of conforming to traditional holiday rituals. Their unconventional decision sparks a debate within the community, highlighting the tension between individual desires and community expectations.

In addition to individuality, “Skipping Christmas” also explores the importance of community and the meaning of Christmas beyond materialistic displays. As the Kranks navigate their holiday plans, they discover that the true spirit of the season lies in the connections they forge with others and the joy they find in shared experiences. The novel reminds readers that the holiday season is about more than just decorations and presents; it’s about the bonds we form with our loved ones and the kindness we extend to our neighbors.

The Importance of Finding Joy in One’s Own Way

Ultimately, the central theme of “Skipping Christmas” is the importance of finding joy in one’s own way. By challenging societal norms and expectations, Luther and Nora Krank remind readers that it’s okay to deviate from traditional holiday celebrations if it brings them genuine happiness. The novel serves as a lighthearted reminder to embrace our uniqueness and prioritize the things that truly matter during the holiday season.

Film Adaptation and Reception of “Christmas with the Kranks”

The novel “Skipping Christmas” was adapted into a film titled “Christmas with the Kranks” in 2004. Directed by Joe Roth and written by Chris Columbus, the movie stars Tim Allen as Luther Krank and Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank. The film follows the story of Luther and Nora’s decision to skip traditional Christmas festivities and go on a cruise instead, much to the chagrin of their neighbors who are determined to win the prize for the best decorated block.

The film received mixed reviews from critics. Some praised its humor and heartwarming moments, appreciating its comedic take on the holiday season. Others, however, found it to be predictable and formulaic. Despite the mixed reception, “Christmas with the Kranks” has gained popularity over the years and has become a holiday classic for many viewers.

Known for its emphasis on family and community, the film provides a lighthearted and entertaining escape during the bustling holiday season. It offers a unique perspective on the chaos and expectations surrounding Christmas, making it a relatable and enjoyable watch for audiences of all ages. Whether you’re looking for a good laugh or a feel-good holiday movie, “Christmas with the Kranks” is sure to bring some festive cheer to your screen.

Overall Reception and Legacy

Despite its initial mixed reviews, “Christmas with the Kranks” has managed to carve out a place as a beloved holiday film. It has become a go-to choice for many families during the Christmas season, known for its comedic moments and heartwarming themes. The film’s portrayal of the challenges and joys of the holiday season resonates with viewers, making it a perennial favorite.

“Christmas with the Kranks” is a must-watch holiday film that combines comedy, family dynamics, and the chaotic spirit of the Christmas season. Starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis, this cinematic gem offers a unique twist on the traditional holiday movie. With its hilarious storyline and relatable characters, it has become a classic choice for those seeking a festive and heartwarming film.

This holiday film stands out for its ability to capture the pressure and frenzy of the holiday season. The decision of Luther and Nora Krank to skip Christmas and embark on a cruise resonates with audiences who can empathize with the desire to break away from societal expectations. It’s a reminder that the true essence of the holidays lies in finding joy and creating meaningful memories, regardless of the traditions we choose to follow.

Featuring a stellar cast, including the comedic talents of Tim Allen, “Christmas with the Kranks” delivers laughs and entertainment for the whole family. Its clever jokes and humorous situations will leave you in stitches throughout the film. Whether you’re looking for a light-hearted comedy or a heartwarming holiday movie, this film has it all.

With its enduring popularity and relatable themes, “Christmas with the Kranks” has earned its place as a classic holiday movie. It has become a go-to choice for families and friends looking to celebrate the season together. So grab some popcorn, gather your loved ones, and get ready for a laughter-filled movie night with this timeless Christmas comedy.

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Christmas with the Kranks

By: debbie lynn elias

We loved him as Santa. We loved her as the hooker with a heart. We love Christmas. So what the heck happened here? After seeing “Christmas with the Kranks”, all I can say is it put me in one kranky mood for the holidays over such a waste of talent!

Luther and Nora Krank are your average middle-of-the-road, living in one of those “red” electoral states of our country. They are the ideal couple with strong beliefs of home, hearth and family – especially family. Seems Luther and Nora are suffering from the holiday blues at the prospect of their first Christmas without their daughter at home. Now mind you, she’s 23 years old and off on a Peace Corps mission in South America. (Hey, if this were my family they’d be having a party that I was gone! Come to think of it, they are having a party!) But, leave it to Luther to come up with a sure fire cure for what ails them. The heck with Christmas; let’s take a Caribbean cruise! Great idea, right? Wrong. Seems the Kranks forgot to check in with the nosey neighborhood who can’t bear the thought of one “naked” house on the block; particularly the absence of one extremely over-sized Tim Tayloresque Frosty the Snowman on the roof. (Ah, Tim Taylor….you know where this is going!) And as if the pressure from the neighbors isn’t enough, daughter Blair has the audacity to call and announce not only is she coming home for the holidays, she’s bringing her new fiancé Enrique with her. Bound and determined to now have their annual old-fashioned family Christmas, the Kranks kick it into high gear as they, er, try to pull a snowman out of a hat.

Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis star as Luther and Nora. Talented comedians both, you can’t help but feel their pain as they try to wrangle a laugh out of one of the poorest scripts, let alone holiday scripts, to hit the big screen. Allen’s Luther comes across as nothing more than an over-the-top “Tool Time” Tim Taylor with over-exaggerated mannerisms, tired old jokes (you know, the kind your dad tells that you feel obligated to laugh at even though they aren’t funny) and overall overkill to the point of annoyance. Jamie Lee Curtis, on the hand, fares a bit better and does a beyond admirable job of proving that she is still filmdom’s hands down “scream queen” (in more ways then one – she can still shrill with the best of them and this performance will make you scream – in pain). The good news is that their chemistry has an ease much like Allen and TV wife Patricia Richardson although without the comedic bite. As Blair, Julie Gonzalo is acceptable but again, the character is a dichotomy of contradictions which is not her fault. Even Dan Aykroyd who has played beautifully against Curtis in numerous films and himself is always good for a guffaw, here plays to the annoying as nosey neighbor and Christmas cheerleader Vic Frohmeyer. Perhaps a better casting would have been Aykroyd as Luther and Allen as the nosey neighbor. At least the chemistry between Curtis and Aykroyd might have carried the film a bit further. But, I give them all credit for trying to salvage a script better left for the use of Santa’s reindeer on the roof.

Written by Chris Columbus based on a novel by John Grisham (if you can believe that), “Kranks” is just one unfunny movie. (Okay, so my brother Eddie will probably love it; if he sees it for free.) But for maybe two scenes, the film is ripe with comedic set-ups that never come to fruition. No follow-through. All are left hanging like ornaments without a tree branch that just fall flat on the ground. Scenes seem out of place and with no purpose and nothing is ever tied up in one neat little package. But even worse is the tired, forced dialogue that the principals try even harder to push for a laugh. It makes the film drone on with unfunny insincerity. Making matters even worse is the sense that somewhere along the way, the red electoral “home, hearth and family values” sold out to Christmas commercialism under the guise of “keeping up with the Joneses.”

Director Joe Roth does no better as he continually turns golden opportunities for some comic brilliance turn into missed opportunities at the buffet table. Even with its poor script and dialogue, the film had salvage potential had there been good direction in weaving scenes together a bit better giving some real laughs to the project. Instead, what we get is a disingenuous, disheartened look at Christmas Present that’s enough to make Ebenezer Scrooge look like Santa Claus.

If you’re looking for the spirit of Christmas this movie season, head straight for “The Polar Express” or better yet, for some real Christmas comedy, dust off those “Santa Clause” DVDs. Now THAT’s some Christmas comedy!

Luther Krank: Tim Allen Nora Krank: Jamie Lee Curtis Vic Frohmeyer: Dan Aykroyd Walt Scheel: M. Emmet Walsh

Directed by Joe Roth. Written by Chris Columbus based on a novel by John Grisham. Rated PG.

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“Christmas with the Kranks” Movie Review

“You’ve tried the rest, now try us.”

Podcast cucks Daniel and Corky contemplate skipping Christmas for the rest of their lives after suffering through Joe Roth’s sad and depressing Christmas with the Kranks . Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis play soulless twits in this sour, misanthropic, materialist nightmare of a Christmas movie made by some of the most privileged people on the planet. This exhausting parade of white people’s Christmas problems offers only banality, blandness, and the most desperately unfunny sitcom hijinks imaginable.

Meanwhile, Daniel and Corky discuss canned ham slapstick, Squiggy cameos, and menacing Christmas carols.

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CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS FACTS AND FIGURES

Daniel’s craft beer:  Fieldwork Brewing’s Glorzo DIPA (8.3% ABV)

Corky’s craft beer:  Kern River Brewing’s Chuuurch! IPA (7.6% ABV)

Theatrical release date:  Nov. 24, 2004

Domestic box office:  $73.8 million (production budget: $60 million)

Critic scores:  5 on Rotten Tomatoes; 22 on Metacritic

This week’s darer:  Julio from The Contrarians podcast

IMDB synopsis:  “With their daughter, Blair, away, Luther and Nora Krank decide to skip Christmas all together until she decides to come home, causing an uproar when they have to celebrate it at the last minute.”

Why did Julio dare Daniel and Corky to watch Christmas with the Kranks ? “For the longest time, whenever we watched a bad movie for our show, I’d bring us home by asking my co-host, ‘Was it worse than Christmas with the Kranks ?’ The answer was always no.”

This week’s referenced movies:  Feds ;  The Great Train Robbery  (1903);  Waterworld ;  Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves ;  Extreme Measures ;  The Last House on the Left ;  Crank ;  Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise ;  Lucky Numbers ;  Better Off Dead ;  Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas ;  It’s a Wonderful Life ;  Paper Moon ; the  Halloween  movies;  The Room ; the Home Alone movies;  Norbit ;  Jerry Maguire ;  Gotti ;  Gigli

Ratings: Daniel – Double Dare; Corky – Double Dare

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Christmas with the kranks.

US Release Date: 11-24-2004

Directed by: Joe Roth

Starring ▸ ▾

• Tim Allen ,  as
• Luther Krank
• Jamie Lee Curtis ,  as
• Dan Aykroyd ,  as
• Vic Frohmeyer
• M. Emmet Walsh ,  as
• Walt Scheel
• Erik Per Sullivan ,  as
• Spike Frohmeyer
• Cheech Marin ,  as
• Officer Salino
• Jake Busey ,  as
• Officer Treen
• Austin Pendleton ,  as
• Tom Poston ,  as
• Father Zabriskie
• Julie Gonzalo ,  as
• Blair Krank
• Rene Lavan ,  as
• Enrique DeCardenal
• Caroline Rhea ,  as
• Felicity Huffman ,  as
• Patrick Breen as

Tim Allen in Christmas with the Kranks .

Ben Affleck should definitely send a Christmas card to Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis this year, because thanks to their Christmas with the Kranks , Affleck's Surviving Christmas , released earlier this year, suddenly seems a whole lot better by comparison. Christmas with the Kranks isn't just the worst Christmas movie of the year, it ranks right up there as one of the worst Christmas movies ever made!

Allen and Curtis play Luther and Nora Krank, a couple who's daughter has just gone to Peru with the Peace Corps, leaving the two of them childless for the holidays for the first time in 23 years. Luther hits upon the idea of skipping the normal festivities and going with his wife on a ten-day Caribbean cruise. Nora is reluctant at first, but soon warms to the idea. Their neighbors however are affronted by the Kranks' lack of holiday spirit and their refusal to participate in the neighborhood decoration contest. Eventually, as has been shown endlessly in the previews, their daughter calls them on Christmas Eve to tell them that she'll be coming home for Christmas after all, and they've got only a few hours to get the house decorated and prepare for their usual Christmas eve party.

The 'jokes' in the movie are quite pathetic and many of them are straight out slapstick, and almost all of them are telegraphed way in advance or have already been shown in the previews; Tim Allen falls off the roof, Jamie Lee Curtis goes riding on a shopping cart, Christmas Carolers slip on a frozen sidewalk. The only people in the audience that were laughing as I watched this movie were very young children. Most of the adults were either groaning or glancing at their watches.

Being that the story is based upon a successful book by John Grisham (which I've never read), I can only assume that something was lost in the translation, leaving several plot holes or at least questionable actions by the main characters. Since the idea of skipping Christmas is merely to save money, there really isn't a reason given as to why the Kranks refuse to participate in the cheap or free activities of Christmas. A major point of contention between Luther and the neighbors is that Luther won't put up his Frosty the Snowman on the roof of his house. Since Luther already owns the Frosty, it makes no since that he won't put it up now. And why he won't spend $20 on a calendar for charity, is also unexplained. Perhaps the book was trying to make a point about the commercialism of Christmas, but if there was any kind of message it's totally lost in this script by Home Alone director Chris Columbus.

The movie tries to portray Luther as the selfish bad guy for daring to celebrate or not celebrate Christmas in his own way. And yet, according to this movie, his neighbors have no real life of their own, except to pass judgment upon his. Apparently, there aren't any Jewish people living anywhere in this Chicago neighborhood either. Rather than having anyone try to show Luther the good side of Christmas, he simply has the holiday spirit rammed down his throat for showing his individuality.

I dislike certain movies that I've seen in the past, but only a few do I actually say that I hate. Christmas with the Kranks is now added to that short list. Instead of coal in the stockings of bad children this year, Santa should pass out tickets to this movie.

Jamie Lee Curtis in Christmas with the Kranks .

I have read John Grisham's Skipping Christmas , and yes, much is lost in translation. The novel has Luther and Nora Krank skipping Christmas to avoid all of the pressure and stress of the holidays. They agree to drop all of the holiday traditions from putting up Frosty to buying the annual police calendar. The idea is that after so many years of spending time and money on frivolous things this once they can skip it all and just have a quiet relaxing vacation. The fun in the novel is how the neighbors react to these two people, who all of a sudden, want to celebrate Christmas in their own way. It speaks volumes about how conditioned most of us are to act a certain way around the holidays, whether we realize it or not.

Christmas with the Kranks goes for laughs via slapstick comedy. Scott mentioned that it appealed to kids only. I agree. My nine year old was the only one who laughed. The pratfalls, for the most part, are not in the book.

The lesson to be learned from Skipping Christmas is that it is not about being selfish. You can go on a vacation any time during the year. The beauty of Christmas is that it unites those who celebrate it. It brings together family and friends. Too bad Christopher Columbus couldn't have kept this film above a childish level of entertainment. The book deserved better.

If you think a frozen cat is funny then you will probably enjoy Christmas with the Kranks .

Scott, clearly you’ve never seen Deck the Halls as that is a worse Christmas movie than this one is. Although I agree that Christmas with the Kranks is pretty god-awful. The first act of the movie is a slapstick mess with all of the Kranks’ neighbors acting like characters in a poorly written sitcom. The second act tries unsuccessfully to evoke an old-fashioned cozy Holiday mood. It even ends with Santa Claus riding off in his sleigh, which is depicted as a Beetle Bug car.

The supposedly hilarious antics are not only predictable but not even cleverly executed. And everything goes wrong in such broad unfunny ways that it gets tiresome watching after the first few minutes. It isn’t enough that Jamie Lee Curtis drops the ham and chases it across the parking lot. No, it must get run over by a semi that comes roaring by out of nowhere. Likewise Tim Allen’s attempt to put Frosty on the roof ends with Frosty smashed on the ground and Allen dangling upside down from the roof.

But perhaps the biggest sin this movie commits is the ending. After an hour of mindless antics performed by silly one-dimensional characters the movie suddenly switches to a gooey feel-good Christmas ending. Luther Krank giving his vacation to the neighbors (the wife has cancer for god’s sake) is such a blatant attempt to manipulate an emotional reaction from the audience that it is nearly a cinematic crime. I still think Deck the Halls is the worst Christmas movie I have ever suffered through, but Christmas with the Kranks is now a close second.  

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Tired of the traditional holiday trimmings, Luther Krank (Tim Allen) decides to trade Santa Claus for a tropical cruise. Despite opposition from his neighbors and wife (Jamie Lee Curtis), nothing is going to change his mind--until his gets a call from his grown daughter (Julie Gonzalo).

Release date November 22, 2004

Run Time: 99 minutes

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It started off as such a good idea that even I’m tempted to follow in the footsteps of Mr. Krank. In a moment of justifiable selfishness, Luther Krank (Tim Allen) decides to flush Christmas and all its usual trimmings, in favor of a tropical get-a-way with his wife. Doing the math he discovers they would actually save money lying on a beach somewhere as opposed to celebrating the season in their suburban Chicago home.

At first Nora (Jamie Lee Curtis) is reluctant. What about their famous Christmas Eve party? Decorations? Gift exchanges with friends? But upon seeing her husband’s determination, and the fact their daughter has decided to spend the holiday season with the Peace Corps in Peru, even she can’t find a good reason not to trade Clause for a cruise.

Their Riverside community prides itself on decking their halls… inside and out, including a seven foot illuminated snowman on the rooftop of every home. However, after being accused of hating Christmas when he doesn’t purchase a tree from the local boy scouts, Luther figures enough is enough. In consequence, he refuses to bring the big white guy out of the basement… even if it won’t cost him anything.

The locals are incensed. Riled up by domineering do-gooder Vic Frohmeyer (Dan Aykroyd), protests begin on the Krank’s sidewalk, demanding that the hard-hearted couple release Frosty so their house won’t be the one dark spot on the street. Still, the Kranks hold firm to their resolve… or at least Luther does. Nora isn’t so sure, especially after her priest catches sight of her at the local tanning salon in the new skimpy bikini provided by her husband.

But all their bravado is blown to bits with one little phone call—their daughter has decided to come home for the holidays to introduce them to her fianc0xE9. With just hours until her arrival, somehow Christmas must be resurrected. Fortunately, the neighbors are only too happy to help pitch in and make the miracle happen.

With the odd mix of a John Girsham novel (yes, amazingly, the man known for legal thrillers penned Skipping Christmas , the book on which this film is based) and Home Alone director Chris Columbus acting as screenwriter, this film sincerely attempts to help audiences appreciate the importance of giving instead of receiving. And, aside from that bikini and some verbal canoodling between the married couple, there is nothing here to keep families from enjoying the fun.

Turning crusty cranks into sensitive saints is the stuff of all good Christmas movies. In this case, the film’s biggest flaw may be that Mr. Krank isn’t quite kranky enough. You can hardly fault a man for wanting to spend a little time with his wife, and get away from the bustle of parties, presents, and punchbowls. I must confess, I’ve toyed with the idea myself. Although the script provides an example of true Christmas spirit in the end, the sympathy the viewer may or may not have for the dilemma presented here will depend largely on what priorities they hold dear at this festive time of the year.

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Christmas with the kranks parents' guide.

What Christmas traditions are important in your family? Are there times when traditions become more important than the real reason for Christians to celebrate this holiday?

How do you feel about Luther Krank’s intentions? Was he being sensitive to the needs of his wife, or himself? How could a compromise have been struck?

The most recent home video release of Christmas with the Kranks movie is November 7, 2005. Here are some details…

DVD Release Date: 8 November 2005 As sparse on trimmings as the empty-nesters’ holiday plans, the DVD release of Christmas With The Kranks offers only the wide and full screen versions of the movie. Audio tracks are available in Dolby Digital 5.1 for both English and French, with subtitles in English and French.

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When it comes to the dangers of neglecting the holiday season, no one reminds us better than Dickens’ A Christmas Carol . The film It’s a Wonderful Life also shows how friends and neighbors can pull together to help someone in need.

Christmas with the Kranks

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“No! Ho! Ho!”

Here’s what the distributor says about their film: “Imagine a year without Christmas. No crowded malls, no corny office parties, no fruitcakes, no unwanted presents. That’s just what Luther (Allen) and Nora Krank (Curtis) have in mind when they decide that, just this once, they’ll skip the holiday altogether, despite the fact that they’re usually the most fanatical about it. They might as well, since it won’t be the same without their daughter, who’s away in the tropics. They get the idea to JOIN their daughter in sunny paradise as a surprise, and thus, theirs will be the only house on Hemlock Street without a rooftop Frosty; they won’t be hosting their annual Christmas Eve bash; they aren’t even going to have a tree. But when their daughter surprises THEM by cutting her trip short and returning home for Christmas, there’s a mad scramble to prepare themselves to have the traditional Christmas fanfare on extremely short notice.”

W hen the producer’s of the movie can’t get the description of the plot exactly right, it gives you an idea the movie is going to have its fits and starts and perhaps never confidently reach the finish line. The daughter is with the Peace Corps in Peru, which may be a tropical climate, but not exactly an island paradise.

Before anyone reads too far and misses this point—here is the main one to offer in the review. THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN’S MOVIE. It is an adult-themed movie that does not cross the PG line, but does use humor in a way that goes way over the head of the children in attendance. If you are expecting to see another in the “ Santa Clause ” franchise you are going to be disappointed.

Things to watch out for—1 D, 1 H, a few Lord’s name in vain. There are a several jokes regarding “but it’s not even Saturday night” that made me feel uncomfortable sitting with my 12-year-old daughters. Yes, the two main characters are married, but the “will the table hold” was over the top. Add in a yard of cleavage from both a bit-character as well as Ms. Curtis at a tanning booth (as well as Tim Allen in a Speedo), and the visuals in this movie are a little much.

Anytime Hollywood makes a “Christmas” movie, you have a conflict of interest between the world view and a Christ-centered view . Your eschatology will not be challenged with this movie as all references to Christmas are white icing feel good with no messy references to Christ that make Hollywood want to wear oven mitts.

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The standard fare is man thinks of self, world reacts in horror, man reflects, man changes self. As we know from Scripture, none are worthy, no not one. We do not have the ability to change except that which is granted by God through the Holy Spirit to change the heart and therefore the life.

The only two references to “church” in the film is an argument between husband and wife about whether they will make a donation to the church as they always do. The argument was not about whether they are honoring the teachings of scripture about money management and tithing (the most talked about subject in the Bible), but rather treat this issue in the same breath as buying the annual Police calendar. The second is a mall scene with Jamie Lee Curtis in a bikini designed for a younger woman, only to be discovered by her priest.

I wanted so desperately for this movie to work. The joy of having Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis in a movie together under a family theme seemed to hold such promise. But I’m afraid I must report that the movie just does not work. It comes across as white cake that is sprinkled with a few funny gags that could easily be placed anywhere on the cake for effect. It is indeed as if the left hand of the movie didn’t know what the right hand was doing.

Our audience at the 11:10AM showing had a number of young children in attendance, so my comments about this being adult humor is field tested—they just sat there and ate their popcorn. I do need to clarify that this is not adult in the common use of four letter words as supposedly “adult” language. Rather, the humor is steeped in situations that only adults will appreciate (the husband trying desperately to please his wife in the placement of outdoor lights to no avail, only to be electrically shocked and fall into the shrubs for his effort). You have to have lived that type of moment to really appreciate it. Having an adult child bring home a boyfriend who has asked for her hand in marriage is another example. An empty nester moment, one lost on tweeners and below.

The movie sits in at about 1 hour and 50 minutes and leaves a bland taste in the mouth. Leave the young kids at home, the money will only be wasted. Rent “ Elf ” for them which has more of a kid flavor. As for your teenagers and adults, this movie is not going to clear the fence; it will be on store shelves next Christmas in the $5.99 bargain bin.

Where does the impetus come from for people to make the kind of sacrifices that Tim Allen’s character makes in this movie? GO

If you do end up seeing the movie, here are some things to watch for and talk with your children about (for there are positives nestled in the branches of the script).

Tim Allen does make a magnanimous gesture in the film—talk about what would motivate someone to do that. This movie actually shows a normal, functional family—something unusual for Hollywood to be sure.

There are neighbors helping neighbors even within the comedic folds of the story—talk about our charge to help our neighbor.

Finally and most importantly, there is a character in the story (Marty) that no one knows. Ask your child (or yourself) how someone can walk through life, seeing everything and not be noticed.

Violence: Minor / Profanity: Minor / Sex/Nudity: Minor

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Messy, unoriginal, plotless film

Not as bad as a 1 star, but not the best movie, features tim allen who voiced buzz lightyear in toy story and dan akyroyd who's in ghostbusters, 5 stars for a family christmas film, christmas movie, great festive family film, uuummmmmm..., pretty good christmas movie.

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS Parents Guide Movie Review

By: Author mandipie4u

Posted on Last updated: December 15, 2023

Categories Entertainment , Films

Christmas with the Kranks is a mixed bag. It has some funny moments and raises interesting questions about the commercialization of Christmas. Check out the details in my parents guide movie review.

Christmas with the Kranks released in theaters across the United States on November 15, 2023. The film stars Tim Allen as Luther Krank, Jamie Lee Curtis (as Nora Krank), Dan Aykroyd (as Vic Frohmeyer), M. Emmet Walsh (as Walt Scheel), Elizabeth Franz (as Bev Scheel), Erik Per Sullivan (as Spike Frohmeyer), Julie Gonzalo (as Blair Krank) and Cheech Marin (Officer Salino). The film was written by Chris Columbus and John Grisham, and directed by Joe Roth. Check out the details in my parents guide movie review.

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Christmas with the kranks parents guide.

In Christmas with the Kranks : Finally alone for the holidays because their daughter joined the peace corps, Luther (Tim Allen) and Nora Krank (Jamie Lee Curtis) plan to eschew the Christmas traditions and take a Caribbean cruise instead. This doesn’t sit well with their Christmas-obsessed neighbors Vic Frohmeyer (Dan Aykroyd) and Walt Scheel (M. Emmet Walsh), who are  determined to win the annual “best decorated street” competition, and the Kranks soon find themselves social outcasts because of their lack of Christmas spirit.

Christmas with the Kranks Age Rating Parents Guide

Let’s take a look at what concerned  parents  need to know about the age ratings of the series before letting their younger children watch  Christmas with the Kranks .

Language :  Christmas with the Kranks contains some language that parents may find inappropriate for young kids. Lookout words include jerks, and d*mn.

Mature Content : The biggest lookout in the film, other than the language, is some of the suggestive material. There are scenes that imply a couple is going to have sex and another scene shows that couple in a bikini and speedo using a tanning bed. There is a burglar who is shown stealing and being chased by police. There are also some scenes that show characters lives in danger, falling off of a roof and frozen.

Age Rating of the Movie Christmas with the Kranks : Columbia Pictures & Sony Pictures Christmas with the Kranks movie ratings has a PG rating by the Motion Picture Association of America – MPAA ratings – for brief language, and suggestive content and the parental guidelines advisory recommends it for mature audiences, an older audience, an adult audience, young people, young adults, older kids, and teens aged 8 years and older. The suggestion of parental guidance or a legal guardian (adult guardian) for this restricted PG category is highly suggested for young children, teenage children. and younger viewers under 8 years of age in this PG-rated motion picture for adult material. The minimum age recommendation is 8 years old.

Overall Thoughts

Christmas with the Kranks (2004) is a holiday comedy starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis as Luther and Nora Krank, a couple who decide to skip Christmas and take a cruise to the Caribbean instead. Their decision to ditch tradition does not sit well with their neighbors, particularly Vic Frohmeyer (Dan Aykroyd), who is obsessed with winning the annual “best decorated street” competition.

The film follows the Kranks as they try to avoid the Christmas craziness, while their neighbors plot to bring them back into the holiday spirit. There are some funny moments, particularly those involving Luther’s attempts to get rid of his Christmas decorations. However, the film is often uneven and tonally inconsistent, veering from slapstick comedy to sentimentality.

Christmas with the Kranks is a mixed bag. It has some funny moments and raises interesting questions about the commercialization of Christmas. However, it is often uneven and tonally inconsistent, and the neighbors are largely unlikeable. If you’re looking for a lighthearted holiday comedy, there are better options available.

If you’re a fan of Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis, or if you’re looking for a lighthearted holiday comedy, then you might enjoy Christmas with the Kranks . However, if you’re looking for a more traditional Christmas movie, or if you’re easily offended by slapstick comedy, then you might want to skip this one.